Dear any Ants within general vicinity of my home:
As touched as I am by the notion that you seek my home as a quiet, peaceful refuge in your lives when it is rare that I feel any peace or quiet, you, my friends, are on my last nerve and I must insist on giving you walking papers.
Shall I translate? You are no longer welcome in my home. If you continue to enter against my wishes, I may be forced to retaliate.
Cease and desist. I beg of you. Cease and desist.
Sincerely,
Disgruntled Landlord
I've been swiping the buggars with the kitchen sponge. Ick. You'll never eat off my dishes again.
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