Steps to Scoring a New Winter Coat

1.  Open and read the junk e-mail from reputable New England clothing company.  Do not just move it to the trash folder!

2.  Search the sales items, even though you aren't really looking for anything in particular.  (After 10 years of being a stay at home Mom and then re-entering the work force, there is ALWAYS a need for nice clothes.)

3.  Take advantage of cute icon resembling an envelope that says "Share".

4.  Enter spouse's e-mail.  Preferably both work and personal in order to insure receipt.

5.  Write cute note, such as, "Look at this!"

6.  Marry a really thoughtful gift giver.

7.  Reap the benefits of above steps from the warmth of your new winter coat.  In the words of the little girl from Despicable Me who was ecstatic about her stuffed unicorn, "IT'S SO FLUFFY."

 8.  Read and reply to enclosed card.


In answer to your question K-Max, YOU do.


xoxo